Monkey Kettle is an always-changing collective – a bit like The Avengers, only drunker. Currently on the ‘pay-roll’ (ahoho) are: [under construction]
MATTHEW MICHAEL TAYLOR
Mag Editor / Admin etc.
Motto: “Sorry the latest issue of the magazine is three months late! This is due to [insert excuse]“.
Biog: List berk, control freak and anxiety queen, Matthew operates the Monkey Kettle Massif from a giant pod which hovers high above the streets of Milton Keynes.
Visual Arts: 6
Specialisms: Jack of all trades. Well, maybe not a Jack. A four of Clubs of all trades.
Major of the BRA, Landlord of plot 8, Owner of a Border Collie, Inventor of the Summer Olympics and Passport Project, Muse and Manager.
Motto: “I can smile about it now but at the time it was terrible”
Biog: If I told you I’d have to Kill you.
Visual Arts: 5
Specialisms: Rambling, Hoeing, Digging and Growing
Creativity & Vision Advocate
Motto: “How hard can it be, dude?”
Biog: I’m sorry, Phil isn’t available at the moment. He’s probably off somewhere making friends with aliens or battling super-villains, or maybe he’s writing a song or a story or putting together a poster. Either that or he’s just running late, he does that a lot too.
Visual Arts: 7
Specialisms: Writing stories and songs (sometimes at the same time), making posters for things, coming up with crazy ideas for events and generally assuming everything and anything is possible and that it’s all going to be awesome.
Visual Arts: f**k off
Specialisms: Football Coach, Salsa Dancer, Idea Thinker, Football Manager Expert. Not a Qualified Referee despite what people think.
Logical Systems Solutions Executive & Rodent-Wrangler
Motto: “Nice cup of tea”
Biog: Vodka Boy photographer, foreign holiday organiser, hand stamper/tin keeper and rat fancier, Cathy is currently trainee roadie for Brian and hopes to progress to pressing the reverb on/off button a few more times in the future.
Motto: “I’m a sound man, [insert name], not a miracle worker!”
Biog: I make Music and Magic. I am the nice one. I am a part time Rock star. I am a full time Dad. I have blue glasses.
Visual Arts: 6
Specialisms: I make people sound good!
Not yet pictured – Simon Edwards & James T Turl.